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Why we exist

Why we exist

The goodies you take before the goods.

The goodies you take before the goods.

We love a good time. But we hate the lows.
We hate how tired, hungover, anxious and sad you can get.

To solve this, we have formulated 'goodies'.
They let you enjoy your vices and protect you so that you're here for a good time and a long time.

Let's change the way we get high.

We love the highs. But we hate the lows.
We hate how tired, hungover, anxious and sad you get after your best.

To solve this, we have formulated 'goodies'.
They let you enjoy your vices and protect you so that you're here for a good time and a long time.

Let's change the way we get high.

Pick Your Vices

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Pick your vice

Pick your vice

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Drinking

Prevents hangovers, headaches and nausea

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Backed by science

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Drinking

Prevents hangovers, headaches and nausea

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Backed by science

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Smoking

Protects lungs health

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Backed by science

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Smoking

Protects lungs health

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Backed by science

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Rolling

Protects brain and heart health

Prevents memory loss and brain fog

Prevents memory loss and brain fog

Backed by science

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Rolling

Protects brain and heart health

Prevents memory loss and brain fog

Prevents memory loss and brain fog

Backed by science

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Skiing

Symptoms

Riding

Symptoms

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Symptoms

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FAQ

FAQ

What is in a goodie?

Is it safe?

How often do I need to take it?

Can I mix goodies?

What is in a goodie?

Is it safe?

How often do I need to take it?

Can I mix goodies?

Let's change the way we get high

2025 TheGoodies Inc.

Let's change the way we get high

2025 TheGoodies Inc.